Random Rhyme

Single,
Free to mingle,
Leave my nuts to jingle
Like bells In Belle's mouth
Like pringles if left on the couch
Crushed as they can not vouch
For themselves
Like a drunk in a well
Puking out, feeling the burn of hell
In their tummies
Call your mommy
If it's not too late honey
Taste in my mouth now
So how about
We kiss and tell how
We were like
Two happy dykes
Loving each, holding tight
Because like a lesbian
I lick between your thighs again
And again as we pretend
This will never end today
So hip hip hurray
We won, isn't it great
The way we do it
True it
Is a bit shrewd but we
Need to be
A little calmly
Collected
Not affected
By the present
So presently
Maybe we
Can be
Very merry
Like Mike and Mary
Or Dick and Harry,
If you're gay,
But anyway
That's all folks, enjoy your day.

Shit Faced

Shit faced
I left without a trace;
I did not find myself till eight.
I was gone in a daze,
Cold like a dead case.
Made are no actions just reactions
As my mind tries to simplify
Everything as it is all amplified
By the fact that I am still drunk from last night.